Wednesday, May 16, 2007

Jerry Falwell is dead.

i had my suspicions that he was actually a robot that some evil fundamentalist scientists had concocted in a lab hidden in the center of a big mountain somewhere but ...sad but true...he was an actual human being.
this is the man who called the civil rights movement the" civil wrongs movement" and praised south africas apartheid government. and lets not forget how he famously blamed the 911 attacks on "the pagans and the abortionists and the feminists and the gays and the lesbians" oh my!
now, i don't believe in the white guy god or in heaven but i can't help but hope he rots in hell.

may his demise take us one step closer to reaching our potential as a species...


ps. my sheep shearer has had a cold but its coming...i promise!

1 comment:

Rosie said...

I was super happy to hear he had his own personal little rapture. What a dick. Elisson did a really funny haiku for it. I'd get it for you, but my internet tubes are being so slow that I'm having a hard time accessing stuff recently.